NEED A NEW JOB!!!

I REALLY NEED A JOB!!! I dnt kno wat it is but i aint been gettin no call backs from any of the places i applied at, i kno the economy is bad but DAMN!!! can a brother ju get a interview lol...i have applied at two costco, two home deopts, knotts, walmart, ups,thats jus a small few theres way more. I need to make sum money so i can get me a new car by the fall semester. You kno wat im juss gonna be a male stripper lol and make that easy money thats wat im gonna do and my stripper name is gonna be SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! LOL!!! im gonna be the next big thing. JK im not really onna be a stripper im lyin, i cnt do that thats nasty and not a good look for me sorry ladies lol!!! I cnt wait till i start classes for firefighting so i can make that realgood money and be in the yearly calender as MR. APRIL get it my birthday is in april never mind but i kno i better make it through all the things i gotta do because i quit playin football to do this and this year was gonna be my break out year at cerritos college, but i had to do wat i had to do. If it was not for Bush man life would be all good but he dumb and so is the terminator man how ever u spel his name wit his wrinkly old buff self, how u wrinkled, old,and buff that dnt even work and he can barrely speak english but let me get off these niggas, but i kno GOD is gonna make a way and i will get another job soon!!!

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